pruderanch:

200% sure that all of my friend have secret meetings where they just talk about how annoying I am

don’t tell me to calm down I’ll throw a fucking desk at your face

moist-ashes:

when i’m saying bye to my queer friend

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denchgang:

amoyed:

baes, not bees

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denchgang:

amoyed:

hey where my baes at

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veinteunopilotas:

I JUST SAW THIS ON TWITTER OH MY GOD

tastefullyoffensive:

Makeup Transformations (Part One)

Previously: Office Safari

Is that Miranda Cosgrove

saturdaynightbigcocksalaryman:

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baebees:

waluiqi:

if you’re an asshole you’re ugly it doesn’t matter what you look like

ur going to make my asshole cry

godotal:

I’ll be sure to keep an eye out for whatever the hell that is.

godotal:

I’ll be sure to keep an eye out for whatever the hell that is.

jayda95:

all-because-we-fell-in-love:

floozys:

vagina’s are able to stretch wide enough to give birth to a fucking baby and then return to it’s original size but of course being penetrated by that grass blade you call a penis is what’s going to make it “loose”

Uhh. The baby doesnt come out of where the penis goes in…

stay in school y’all