struggleman:

let me tell u how i go to buy some trojans and them shits like 5 dollars so im standing in line for 10 minutes contemplating if i want that or some newports and gatorade

i did end up going raw and i did not regret it

i saved 2 dollars

How you buy them for 3 dollars tho

I’m on a “smoke cigarettes and not care” kick

ciggawet:

*swipes debit card*
*sweats profusely*
*purchase goes through*
me: God is good all the time
Cashier: all the time God is good

grannyp0rn:

bowlofbloodoranges:

here are some photos of me noticing a wasp nest

1st pic : lookin good

2nd pic: being artsy and looking away (looking at wasp nest)

3rd pic: fully understanding that there is indeed a wasp nest

4th pic: me being outtie 

this will ALWAYS be my favourite post on tumblr

yasminnxsimonee:

madeupmonkeyshit:

you know he dead after the last girl

Yagadoo

vineofficial:

This is fucked upThis fucked me up

vineofficial:

This is fucked up
This fucked me up

Haven’t posted a selfie on here in a while, here’s my face ;)

Haven’t posted a selfie on here in a while, here’s my face ;)

hotwing:

The best 2 minutes in Television history.

offendedwhiteboy:

when you try to type ‘yeah’ and accidentally type ‘yesh’

image

weloveshortvideos:

THIS COP IS TOO REAL - Vine by Officer Daniels

cumsock:

she dead

cumsock:

she dead

champagnewithpapi:

"I coulda dropped my croissant"

beyonceish:

today i saw a scene couple in the hallway at school and the girl literally stopped kissing him so she could scratch his face and meow into his ear and he barked back i do not pay taxes for this shit