*at a meet and greet with Ariana*
me: i just wanted to say that i love you and your music so much and i'll support you till the end my queen
ariana: awww thank you so much! wanna take a pic?
me: sure! *puts my arm around her and snatches a patch of her hair*
ariana: ouch!
me: *calls mariah* phase one complete master
quick summary: willy wonka and the chocolate factory
boy: i hate being poor
grandpa: were going to the fun factory
mr chocolate: hello naughty children its murder time
nightmargin:

W E L C O M E

nightmargin:

W E L C O M E

sassyabrahamlincoln:

do you ever get your period and just think about your recent behavior like wow that explains a lot

dopegyaaal:

xkittykaattx:

sasstrid-and-dorkcup:

madehimsaycomfychairs:

floacist:

iwishitwas1983:

I’m crying.

LMAOOOOOOOOO the screaming in the beginning

"mr. owl"
"oh jesus christ"
"please don’t give me that look"
"please don’t fly"

DYING omg

That owl is 30000000% done

every time this video graces me with its presence i feel obliged to reblog it

never fails 

http://dopegyaaal.tumblr.com

fasterfood:

sick of fake people. wtf. i was watching this movie the other day and this guy died in it, then i googled the actor and guess what? hes still alive. he didnt really die in the movie. disgusting

pruderanch:

200% sure that all of my friend have secret meetings where they just talk about how annoying I am

don’t tell me to calm down I’ll throw a fucking desk at your face

moist-ashes:

when i’m saying bye to my queer friend

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denchgang:

amoyed:

baes, not bees

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denchgang:

amoyed:

hey where my baes at

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veinteunopilotas:

I JUST SAW THIS ON TWITTER OH MY GOD